コロアス・ゴストソスとエンブリアガドス-酔った継父がおいしい
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Essa é a do Mineirinho que foi no baile na roça. Conta, Toninho.
Mineirinho saiu de casa, foi no baile na roça, dançou a noite inteira, não pegou ninguém, voltou embora, amanheceu no dia cinco da manhã, atravessou o pasto, aí no meio do pasto ele viu uma vaca e falou "vou comer essa vaca".
Ajeitou a vaca, encostou no barranco, subiu por cima da vaca, vai daqui, vai dali, o trem meio desajeitado, meio largo, não dá certo, ele falou "não vai dar certo, senhor".
Tá que come o nariz da vaca, quebrassou a cabeça da vaca, daqui a pouco a vaca arrancou meio net liga, se não deu, saco.
Ele deu uma caribeada, falou "seu, se o mestre cozinhar, eu vou casar com você agora".
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It's a joke, about a guy, coming back from a party in the country. He didn't hook up with anyone and was horny. On his way home he saw a cow and thought "I'm gonna fuck this cow". He positioned himself behind the cow and tried to fuck her, but it was uncomfortable and her pussy was to large for his cock. He was about to give up and go home but he noticed the cows nose hole was a perfect fit. He started to fuck her nose, even grabbing her head passionately and trusting hard. While he was fucking her, the cow puts her giant tongue out and licks his balls. He got chills down his spine and said to the cow: if you could cook, I would marry you right now.
It's a silly joke, their reaction is funny though
It's a joke, about a guy, coming back from a party in the country. He didn't hook up with anyone and was horny. On his way home he saw a cow and thought "I'm gonna fuck this cow". He positioned himself behind the cow and tried to fuck her, but it was uncomfortable and her pussy was too large for his cock. He was about to give up and go home but he noticed the cow's nose hole was a perfect fit. He started to fuck her nose, even grabbing her head passionately and trusting hard. While he was fucking her, the cow puts her giant tongue out and licks his balls. He got chills down his spine and said to the cow: if you could cook, I would marry you right now.
It's a silly joke, their reaction is funny though